February 2012
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palmate replied to your post: good night everyone i hope my swanky party…
yeaahhh gurrl, get it.
this will be me
good night everyone
i hope my swanky party tomorrow goes well
no i’m not hoping to see grad student or anything
it’s not like i’m gonna say
“i haven’t seen you in class lately teehee”
“oh i’ve been working lulz”
“ooh teehee where do you work”
“oh lulz blah blah mmm coffee mmm you mmm me”
“mmmmm sure”
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...Just be careful out there.
creepy-pastas:
Many classic horror icons, such as Geger’s Xenomorphs, Silent Hill’s Pyramid head, and other disturbing creatures, share common characteristics. Pale skin, dark, sunken eyes, elongated faces, sharp teeth, and the like. These images inspire horror and revulsion in many, and with good reason. The characteristics shared by these faces are imprinted in the human mind.
Many things...
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ivanoooze:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to Subway and asks for a meatball sub on italian herbs & cheese but they give him whole wheat and when they ask him for what kind of cheese he wants he says “swiss” and they give him american and then when he goes to the veggies the guy grabs the lettuce before he says anything and Rick goes “no lettuce” and the guy goes “lettuce” and Rick...
Leon Czolgosz
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Leon Czolgosz, assassin of William McKinley, the 25th President of the United States, was electrocuted for his crime on October 29, 1901, at Auburn Prison in Auburn, New York. Among the personal effects found in his cell was a U.S. quarter stamped with the date 2218. The face in profile on said quarter was not George Washington, but rather a face which has yet to be identified.
A Mother's Love
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One afternoon, a couple was traveling on by car when at a far distance they saw a woman in the middle of the road, waving frantically.
The wife told her husband to keep on driving because it might be too dangerous, but the husband decided to pass by slowly so he wouldn’t stay with the doubt on his mind of what might have happened and the chances of anyone being hurt. As they got...
Bad Dream
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“Daddy, I had a bad dream.”
You blink your eyes and pull up on your elbows. Your clock glows red in the darkness — it’s 3:23. “Do you want to climb into bed and tell me about it?”
“No, Daddy.”
The oddness of the situation wakes you up more fully. You can barely make out your daughter’s pale form in the darkness of your room. “Why not, sweetie?”
“Because in my dream, when I...
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The Time Paradox
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A baby girl is mysteriously dropped off at an orphanage in Cleveland in 1945. “Jane” grows up lonely and dejected, not knowing who her parents are, until one day in 1963 she is strangely attracted to a drifter. She falls in love with him, but just when things are looking up for Jane a series of disasters strikes: First, she becomes pregnant by the drifter, who then disappears....
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Hidden
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Why do you do it? You don’t know why, but you do. You make sure the windows are locked, you check the other side of the door, and your closet…You even check under your bed. Why do you do this? Does ripping open the shower curtain and seeing nothing there make you feel safe? Does scoping the area with your eyes after reading a scary story reassure you?
Well, it shouldn’t.
Because...
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Polaroid.
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A young girl walking home from school found a small pile of Polaroid photos lying in the gutter. There were twenty in all, neatly wrapped in a rubber band. she picked them up, and as she walked she started to browse. The first photo was that of a ghostly white man on a black background, standing just far enough away from the camera that she couldn’t make out his features. The girl...
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if the creepypasta series The Holders was a TV show, i would watch it so hard.
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artless—silhouette:
MINA IS REBLOGGING CREEPY SHIT AND IT’S GONNA CAUSE ME A PROBLEM WHEN I TRY TO SLEEP TONIGHT SON OF A BITCH
I AM SO SORRY OH MY GOD I AM
JUST LIKE
O__________________O
through the whole thing
but i’m not gonna lie i’m looking at this mostly for story ideas
i like creepy things ok
nah it’s okay.
I keep seeing this stuff and...
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artless—silhouette:
MINA IS REBLOGGING CREEPY SHIT AND IT’S GONNA CAUSE ME A PROBLEM WHEN I TRY TO SLEEP TONIGHT SON OF A BITCH
I AM SO SORRY OH MY GOD I AM
JUST LIKE
O__________________O
through the whole thing
but i’m not gonna lie i’m looking at this mostly for story ideas
i like creepy things ok
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Darker than Darkness
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There is a moment each leap year, at exactly three minutes past three on the morning of February 29th. If you possess the courage, await that moment in darkened room, with no other present. At that moment, the darkness will deepen. If you were to hold your hand directly before your face, you would not see a thing. But you must not do so. No, for that would be to waste the moment....
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On the 3rd of December, find a hand-held mirror, just large enough to cover your face. Cover your face with the reflective side out, walk into the bathroom, turn the light on, and stand in front of the larger mirror. At exactly 11:34pm, raise the hand-held mirror above your head.
What is in the larger mirror will not be staring back at you, but nor will it be your reflection.
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some-atoms:
What if tumblr doesn’t exist. It’s just something you’ve invented to justify your fandom obsessions, and right now you’re actually just staring at a blank screen and laughing occasionally.
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i think i'm going to make a reality tv show
called “mina tv”
… the first episode will be
“treat yo self 2012”
ASKIN ALL DEM QUESTTIONS
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Assuming ?
Reblog with the names of the most questionably...
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I have a tie between a file named “Gin and Whores” and a folder named “Ethically Acquired Music.”
“Gibby is Evil”
who names folders
Well you see…
It was a...
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palmate replied to your post: GOOD JOB PATRICK STUMP
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patrick stump has a tumblr, lol
nervousbreakdance.com
but um, he explained why he’s been absent, and it’s quite sad =/
“crunchy lard”
brb gotta be sick
WE LIKED YOU BETTER FAT: CONFESSIONS OF A PARIAH
nervousbreakdance:
There’s this really nice piece at underthegunreview.net by Jacob Tender that a friend forwarded me today. It’s about how important Fall Out Boy’s album “From Under the Cork Tree,” was to him. After reading it though, nostalgic and well-written as it was, I really found myself more depressed than anything. It’s a complicated feeling, one that I’ve been incapable of explaining...
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palmate replied to your post: sometimes reading about and watching science…
I get frightened but in a “oh god yes, that’s all just outside my front door.” like being awestruck and reverent at the same time
yes.
but i’m also legitimately frightened.
omg patrick you're gonna make me cry
GOOD JOB PATRICK STUMP
NOT UPDATING ANYTHING
AND THEN BAM
ESSAY