Since I don’t drink soda, can I mix my lean with anything else?
Shout out to abusing drugs but drawing the line at high fructose corn syrup
Tagged: #A THAI GAP
Tagged: #omfg what is wrong with you
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
yes i’m very good in bed. excellent in bed. *props up pillows and folds blankets* *pillow falls over* uh *sweats nervously* this doesn’t usually happen i promise
Tagged: #now i'm hungry